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Sprinkle Cake Protein Brownies
12 soft-baked protein blondies with a buttery vanilla, angel food cake base + crunchy rainbow sprinkles.
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How many brownies do I get per box?
12 soft-baked Sprinkle Cake protein brownies.
When will my order ship?
Most orders ship within 1–3 business days. You'll receive tracking as soon as your box leaves our bakery.
what's included
dot cake energy ✨
Buttery vanilla cake. Crunchy rainbow sprinkles. 19g protein. Sprinkle Cake is finally here.
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The Brownie 🎂
A soft, buttery vanilla blondie inspired by the light, fluffy texture of angel food cake, with 19g protein baked in.
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The Sprinkles ✨
Crunchy rainbow sprinkles on top for that nostalgic dot-cake bite in every piece.
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The Taste 🤤
Think buttery vanilla angel food cake + crunchy sprinkles, with Prime Bites macros.
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The Hype 💬
You've been asking for more sprinkle energy. We baked it into a protein brownie.
why everyone’s obsessed 🍓✨
Soft-baked brownie. Sprinkles everywhere. Serious protein.
meet sprinkle cake
You asked, we delivered.
Soft-Baked Cake Base
Birthday-cake vibes, soft center, bakery texture.
Sprinkle Crunch
Loaded with sprinkles in every bite.
Limited Edition Drop
Grab it while this batch lasts — when it’s gone, it’s gone.
what's actually inside
No proprietary blends. No mystery ingredients. Everything on the label means something.
19g Whey Protein
19g Whey Protein
high-quality whey that digests cleanly — no bloat, no aftertaste. enough per brownie to actually move the needle.
5g Collagen
5g Collagen
real collagen baked right in for skin, hair, and joint support. not just protein — actual functional benefits.
Soft-Baked Texture
Soft-Baked Texture
real bakery texture — soft, moist, never chalky. baked fresh, not pressed.
Topped with Sprinkles
Topped with Sprinkles
loaded with colorful sprinkles in every bite. birthday-cake crunch on a soft-baked protein brownie.
Hand Baked in Miami
Hand Baked in Miami
every brownie is hand-baked in our miami bakery. not a giant protein factory.
The numbers don't lie
not all protein is created equal
We put Prime Bites next to the competition. The results speak for themselves.
Brownie
Quest
Crumbl (cheat)
Calories
220
200
720
protein
19g
21g
7g
Sugar
6g
1g
50g
Tastes like dessert
yes
not really
yes
Macros work
yes
yes
no
Most reorder before running out
what happens when you actually stick with it
Most snack habits take 33 days to lock in. Here's what the first month looks like.
Week 1
replaces the afternoon vending machine
Week 2
most customers stop missing the 3pm crash
Week 3
its a new ritual
Day 33:
day 33 you feel stronger, more energized and locked in
15,000+ happy snackers
why everyone's talking aboutbrownies
Real people. Real first bites.
real questions.honest answers.
Do these actually taste like brownies, or like protein bars?
They taste like brownies. Real ones. Soft, moist, chocolatey — not chalky or artificial. We bake them, not press them. The texture is the whole point.
How much protein is in each brownie?
Each brownie packs 19g of protein — enough to keep you satisfied without sacrificing the soft-baked texture you want from a real brownie.
What's the difference between subscribing and buying once?
Subscribe to save on every box, get perks like shipping offers where available, and keep your stash stocked. Prefer to try a single box first? You can buy once anytime — no commitment.
Are there gluten-free options?
Yes! All flavors are certified gluten-free except: Chocolate Cookie Monster, Cookies & Cream, Cookie Dough, S'mores, and Dubai Chocolate. All rice treats and muffins are certified gluten-free.
When should I eat Prime Bites?
Whenever you need a macro-friendly treat: post-workout, mid-afternoon, or late-night when you want something sweet that still fits your goals.
Customer reviews
Try it. Love it.Or we'll make it right.
Only 0.02% of customers have ever had an issue with taste. We're not guessing — we've done the math. When you bake this well, the product speaks for itself.
0.02% Taste Issue Rate
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